Right now I can't sleep because my skeleton is crushing my lungs. Bronchitis and whooping cough are sucking my air away. The toilet bowl has claimed my past few meals before their times. Gah. Trying to take my mind off of it. So I really have nothing to say. And will probably regret writing this in the morning. If I'm still alive, that is ( Read more... )

An important sounding man just called my cell and asked to speak with Chief Henry ( Read more... )

English 310 = geek immersion class.

So for an English professor, my one is pretty stupid. Definition of "break" according to said prof:
"A period of time during which normal humans celebrate with present-sharing, alcohol-and-nog-drinking, and getting-together festivities the season of Christmas. I, however, being the canker sore of a person that I ( Read more... )

So I have just officially added myself to my friends list. I thought the lj gods would try and stop me ... apparently not.

It's ok though, I have multiple personalities which will be pleased with the new arrangement.

I wonder if I have to add myself back now?

New Minesweeper Expert Time: A whoppingly good 135

Aaaaaand I'm addicted.

To explode or implode? That is the question.

My foggy blond brain doesn't feel too up to typing at the moment, but it must be done ... I'd like to say that last night was random, but I think that may be a slight understatement. Besides, doesn't the simple activity of inebriating yourself spawn randomness?

Anywho, same old beginnings to my night on the town yesterday, got off work at the JBI ( Read more... )

You know you've hit the pits when you are struck by a sudden and inexplicable desire to go out and buy a harmonica.

( Back in the days before harmonica cravings )

Ah yes, the joyous siamese twin never fails to impress! This year I've (we...) aged, and my beautiful black locks are a silky white. Other than that, same old routine, traipsed across Fairfield on Halloween night (in the rain, I might add) for a good two hours and hauled in a lovely stash of nutrition! Rah rah.

My mother commented on my ... ahem ( Read more... )

New Minesweeper Expert time: 157.

Cost of suite I want to rent: 725.

Number of hours between two work shifts: 8.

AMOUNT OF FREAKIN HOMEWORK I HAVE NO TIME TO DO: ENDLESS.