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I was looking through sex stories on lj comms (lol, don't judge me) and I can't tell if this was on purpose for lolz or just bad story writing but I loved it:

The first sentence: "We lay on the covers of the bed in my parents room, watching a movie. My parents were not home."
The last sentence: "we heard the front door open. We hurridly put our ( Read more... )

i am high as hell right now and my mum just used the word micro-fier instead of microscope/magnifier. i am dying.

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