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[weasel_chan]

...*having gone into the basement between the strip club and the adult toy store, and taken the pills, wakes up the next morning in a suspiciously similar basement that somehow DOES NOT LOOK LIKE NAMIBIA*

*clutching his head, staggers out of the basement and into school*

*really really hoping that somehow yesterday was all a dream horrible nightmare

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[ichaichajounin]

Itachi?

You look... err....
hm.

[weasel_chan]

*glaaaaares*

I spent the night in a basement. How would you look?

[ichaichajounin]

And..
why would you be spending the night in a basement?
-wait- do i even want to know?

[weasel_chan]

...Uncle Obito told me he could get me on a plane to Namibia.

[comen2myoffice]

Well good morning Itachi-kun.

[weasel_chan]

*notshuddderingnotshudderingnotshuddering*

*shitshitshit---*

...Likewise, Orochimaru-sama. How are you?

[comen2myoffice]

*watching Itachi with a delighted little leer*

Quite well, Itachi-kun, thank you. And how are you feeling this morning?

*may possibly be visually undressing him*

[weasel_chan]

...*a little sickened*

...Fine, thank you.

*thinking he's going to have nightmares about this*

[weasel_chan]

...Basement. Strip club. Adult toy shop. Sold to Orochimaru. Obito lied. Did not wake up in Namibia.

*sick of telling this story*

[weasel_chan]

...It hasn't been the two hours yet. And it's not me, the whole street smelled like latex.

And I think I'd know if something like that had happened.

[greatandgoggled]

Um, hi there, Itachi-chan~!

[weasel_chan]

...You.

I hope you have a backup plan. One that doesn't involve lying unconscious in a bad part of town for ten hours.

[greatandgoggled]

...we can send Lee after him!

[weasel_chan]

...Any good ideas?

[moarspecial]

*TOTALLY NOT CONCERNED AT ALL :|*

...Where the hell were you last night?

[weasel_chan]

...In the basement between the strip club and the adult toy shop.

*MOVED BY LITTLE BROTHER'S CONCERN ;3*