If you're on my friends' list...I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! JUST HIT REPLY ( Read more... )

You've been eating sandwiches your entire life, but all the adults talk about this some special kind of sandwich. It's all they talk about. It's all anyone talks about.. this special sandwich ( Read more... )

So out here in Whonnock, I've run out of water. I've been going to the gym to work out often because thats the only place I can shower.. well, my grandparents house too but I surely can use the exercise ( Read more... )

I have a pet lizard, he's pretty easy to take care of and he eats mushy veggies(or baby food) and crickets. Thing is, I have no room for him anymore and I also have none of the 10 minutes a day it takes to care for him. Once a week you clean his tank, that takes about half an hour. I have a big tank for him, a hide, mats, heat lamp, calcium ( Read more... )

So as some of you know, I tend to bite of more than I can chew, so to speak. So now I have like 4 days to draft and sew 2 man-suits for a movie. I'm such an idiot, why did I agree to this? And it's not like I can all of a sudden fuck off and leave them in the lurch. I'm not a bad person. I am a good person. Ha ( Read more... )

The type of soap opera where there's secret girlfriends on vacation and a girl with a thinly veiled hate-on for all men.
Lame, I was gonna make this into a really cool entry but it didn't work. All I can say is... Carolyn, you need to here about this.
I'm hungover.

I think the funniest part of me trying to impress a guy is the stupid things I feel I need to make up ( Read more... )

So Today I'm supposed to dog sit at my grammas house with my sister, so she wakes me up at like, 10:45am cuz my grampa was supposed to pick us up at 11:30am. So she wakes me up, runs into the shower, and doesn't get out until my grampa shows up and I'm like HEY ASSHOLE GRAMPAS HERE. And then I tell him that I have to have a shower, and hes like ( Read more... )

Do any of you ever get a terribly foreboding, eerie sensation that stays with you for days? I have a really bad feeling about something, and I'm not sure what it is.

Old divorced ladies are making me drink and eat cake. but I don't mind.