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[weasle]

I got drunk last night and IMed my love interest (by this point was more like love barely-interested-but-still-hopefull) and very bluntly asked him if he wanted to go on more dates with me or what. What followed was something awkwardly tragic, nearly as bad as the time I thought I was going out with a guy and his friends and one of them turned out

Comments

[gwynevere]

Bah. Next time, jump on it. You never know until you try, and if you wait it might be too late. Besides, you're an amazing catch. Kinda like a Moby Dick, only you don't bite people's legs off. (I think.)

Stupid romance/dating/sex anyway. It's so frickin complicated.

[__looseleaves]

Aw, you just broke my heart baby.

So let's... have a baby? Sounds good to me.

[weasle]

Can we say hells yeah?
Do you want to do it natural styles or should I spring for the turkey baster?

[iaminsane8]

I'll do it for you if necessary.

[weasle]

Yeah but first we gotta find a way to put my sperm inside you.