lil billy ran to the store to rent a potatoe for mother. mother threw the tatoe at billy. now while billy pissed.(like peed not mad) he flushed the tatoe down the swirl. billys wrong ( Read more... )

life sucks and i know it.

Your Birthdate: April 26

Your birth on the 26th day of the month (8 energy) modifies your life by increasing your capability to function and succeed in the business world ( Read more... )

poop is not an edible device. i advise that you do not eat it.

: Mike and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park, one night ( Read more... )

just chillen like always like it. my job is trash and i think that underoath is my new favorite band well i know it is. so drink milk and stay in shape.

joey

so its possible i might get a kickass job this summer in ocean city maryland well ijust applied. i think that would be titties get away from this shatty place meet new people oh ya i hope i do! well i dunno i think i need a new job .hate being broke so if anyone knows anything a better payin job please let me know! well im out now bitches ( Read more... )

You are _______. We need to ________. I like when you ________. You need to do something about _________. My favorite thing about you is ________. The best thing we've done together was ________. I want you to ________. You make me _______. I hope that ________. You make me laugh when________. I hate when you_________. The most beautiful thing ( Read more... )