It was my understanding that... if you had to wake up at 3AM, and you knew you would be waaay too tired to pull your lifeless, comatose, body off of that pile of clothes you use for a bed and take off your burlap sack you sleep in, and put on a *fresh* burlap sack, and then, oh shoot, it's 12Noon, and get yelled at... oh sorry, anyways, i had the ( Read more... )

I worked my butt off at work. After i got home, i ate some burger king and took a nap. That bastard corey called me up at 6pm ( Read more... )

Carl, i noticed a poem you wrote. That thing sucked. It looked like you took a dump on your keyboard and pressed enter! Just kiddin' But seriously, if you want to make a good poem, it should be about something that kicks ass and is cool at the same time. I'm terrible at writing poems, but i'll try to make one just for you, carl. I'll give you ( Read more... )

Had a dream last night. The draft was started, so some military dudes in a black hummer came to my house. They needed only one of us (me and my two brothers) to go to war. So I went. I had to parachute into Iraq while the enemy was firing into the air. That was some pretty scary shit. Once at base, i had to fight for my own food and shelter ( Read more... )

I'm not the only one who still hasn't bought a valentines gift........... right??