Sometimes when I go to the grocery store and I'm standing in the produce department if the melons are turned just right...I become aroused....

If the youth of today is a reflection of what the future holds then I fear for our future society. And in that case I hope I don't live past 30.

America! FUCK YEAH!

SSDD

Ok what do 2 dimensional boobs look like? Targets...so ladies that's where I'm aiming my eyes you hear me?

How dow you know you have a high sperm count? When she has to chew before she swallows.

How are women like computers? Cause you never know how much they mean to you until they go down on you.

TIme to get fahked up!

It goin rain!

No matter how many people I allow to come and go through my life I find myself hangin on to the things that were given or that I have that remind me of those people. Regardless of the terms we're on now or how I feel about them at this point in my life I think it's a waste to throw out things like pictures of people you no longer talk to for ( Read more... )