I'm gonna be perfectly honest...right now a hot steamy drunk make out session sounds really freakin good...anyone? I'm lookin at you Neil!

Ok you people who think you know me leave whichever word describes me bestest and post it in a comment ( Read more... )

Ahhh yes money the way to any woman's heart

I'm gettin old...man oh man I guess I should cancel the subsciption to Cosmo girl and start one up for the regular Cosmo.

I got to reading back in my journal quite a bit....I was quite the man back in the day. Hmm maybe I'm the problem? Yes no maybe?

To this day I still handle my glow worm....I know

Why is it called a HAMburger if it's made outta cow?

I've decided to slow down on the parties and back off the drug and booze usage. I forsee myself goin down a path I'd rather not if I don't. I seem to have found out how I am to be content. I've noticed that when I am alone in my room with my games my computer and spiderman I am a happy stress free man. Only when people start to add themselves to my ( Read more... )

I just fail to understand how someone can make the leap from cookin pasta to commiting murder.

Do random erections ever really go away? Cause I'll just randomly look at a female specimen and bam! Random erection.

Also consider this teflon plates?

And finally Butters has the BEST reason for erections and how to deal with them.

Bored bored bored somebody come and rescue me dangit! *hears a distant whipser* Oh! I knew you'd come for me *Skips off happily to play x-box*