Ugh. Everyone die now. Thanks.

My snake just died. He/She was my little buddy. It was too young to even tell what sex it was. How unfair.

I need to have festivus with quite a few of my friends. There are some things I need say. Some wrastlin' needs to be done too. Festivus isn't over until someone pins me.

Thank you lord:
1) for this oil slick.
2) for her car wreck.
3) for I'm lovesick.
4) for the loaded gun.
5) for the bad aim.
6) for I'm lonesome.

God is smiling down on us, he shines his grace on everyone.

[p.s. - The greatest lovers were murderers first.]

With so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being V-i-n-c-e...

There's a steel train coming through, I would take if it could. And I wouldn't lie to you, because Sunday morning soon will come.

Yes I said it. Fuck Halloween. How was yours by the way? Mine sucked a fat cock. A fat cock with AIDS. And on top of halloween, fuck all the douche bags in little rice burners who decide it's great to do stupid fucking Spinning Tarzan Jujitzu in the street. Wow. I'm pissed off, how about you?

Uh-oh, Kateace...

Dude LJ blows a huge droopy wiener.