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Part of me is 'awesome'.

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Spent the afternoon at the Grimsby Hospital.

My tounge was so big that I couldn't swallow.
Needles and stuff hanging out of my arms.

I love Sundays.

Last night I sat down at the kitchen table with a pair of scissors and said "Mom, if you don't cut my hair, I'm going to try to..."

After a lot of snipping and grumbling she said "You look like a dog".

I smiled, stood up, and said "Perfect!"

Now I have a bag of hair.

I built a castle and I let my friends live in it.
They all had their own rooms.
They all had their own servants.
They all lived wonderful lives, and never worried.

Now they're all dead.

Six silly kids sat.

The silliest of the six was named Samuel.
Samuel sure couldn't sit very still.
As silly as he was, that wasn't what was causing his surly-sitting-situation.

Well, sorta'.

I just got a job that pays $11.40 an hour.

I have to wear a lab coat, big goggles, and gloves.

(No loud noises...?)

I'm so happy right now.
I'm so happy right now.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?

There is a Stag & Doe for Amy Martin and Russell Bland.
It is taking place on Saturday, March 27th, 2004 @ 8h00p.m.

It will be held at Lakeland Community Centre
180 Van Wagners Beach Rd.,
(Beside Hutch's) Stoney Creek

Call 905-945-4393 for tickets or more

I haven't changed my jeans in a while.
I was going to today, but (just like the past couple mornings), I decided against it.

"Why?" you ask.

Because they're so gross, and so stained; and I love them.
I love them like worms love buried bodies.

My beard went away.
I thought I'd miss it.
As soon as it left, I knew I could just grow a new one.

I'm going to have cheese and crackers.
I'll enjoy them while watching television.
I'm going to watch television.
I'll enjoy it while I have cheese and crackers.

Is this enjoyable?
Am I having fun?

I'm going to go eat and watch.
I'm going to smile so fucking hard while I'm at it.