Scenery Inspiration

[wedley]

I was hiking along the ridge of an enormous mountain in southern Gippsland when I turned and said to my friend, Tina, “Hey, surf’s up, faggot!” and hit her in the face with every ounce of strength I had. Unfortunately, Tina holds a black belt in judo, and in the next instant I was sailing serenely through the air, the rushing wind raking through

Comments

[happypea]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Beautiful. I could actually hear the wind.

[holterya]

Well, that's why I always wear a parachute when I go hiking and punching people.

[the_real_oeter]

Aren't you a blackbelt, though...? I wouldn't have thought you'd get your arse kicked so easily. Pathetic. My poker friend, I'm losing faith.