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My tweets
- Tue, 10:23: My week so far is already nightmarish. So I'm posting this, which always makes me laugh. (it's for the political satire books I write under a fake name) https://t.co/6gQl5Fu91K
- Tue, 14:37: Our fridge broke 6 hours after we did a month of grocery shopping. $300 is a hard hit for us right now. But…I took a nap & woke to enough donated ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 16:20: If you’re starting an argument because someone didn’t laugh at your hateful joke, it may be time to consider that YOU are the “overly-sensitive woke snowflake.”
- Sun, 17:29: The future the alt-reich wants: To pretend racism never existed and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to start a race war. Call out this crap where ever ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 15:56: RT @ Tibou33969029: " My name is Jon Stewart. I am Jewish and zionists call me antisemite to shut down discussions about Palestinian human r…
- Sat, 15:59: Do I really have to subscribe to @ AppleTVPlus just to watch Jon Stewart? I liked TV more when I didn't have to have a separate monthly subscription for each channel.
- Sat, 16:03: ( Read more... )
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- Fri, 16:04: Are they gonna disallow @ nbcsnl in #Tennessee? Because you can take the Gap Girls from my cold dead hands. Weird that some of those “cross dressing #groomers” are outspoken #MAGA types now. 🤷🏻♀️ Whatever you do, don’t let your kid see this: https://t.co/dCwblFiETR #trans?
- Fri, 16:40: You know, @ RonDeSantisFL definitely has the face ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 18:55: JFC would you look at this friggin’ lunatic?!? (Click for all the madness). https://t.co/qHSPE1wnfE
- Thu, 00:22: Wordle 635 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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- Tue, 20:29: Hmmm Jimmy Carter makes me wonder who should read my eulogy. Ten years ago, I’d have said @ therealroseanne without hesitation. Now I’d probably pic something…I dunno…more fanciful. https://t.co/PVJS7DhbUl
- Wed, 08:07: Hey, all you younglings who have just now learned who Brendan Fraser is-I implore you to hunt down a copy of The ( Read more... )
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- Mon, 19:12: The older I get, the less everything makes sense. Even drugs are confusing now. Et tu, Drugs? https://t.co/BrV5Rwp2bI
- Tue, 00:39: Wordle 633 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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- Mon, 00:27: Are we really entertaining the idea that a #TrumpIndictment is best avoided because it will anger people who are already furious about everything from guyliner to candy mascots getting new shoes? Just arrest that POS already!
- Mon, 00:37: Joel: 'I will kill a bunch of people ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 13:57: What’s the point of having time off work if I’m just flooded with anxiety about how important it is to use the time productively?
- Sat, 16:55: What’s the most you’ve ever paid for a signed book? I’m not sure, but this is def the least I’ve paid for a book signed by the author. https://t.co/PIzA3XTYav
- Sat, 17:38: RT @ EdKrassen: The ( Read more... )
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- Fri, 19:42: Before I forget... https://t.co/aYs7IGnrgW
- Fri, 19:44: RT @ DennisDepew2: @ TheAcademy Wouldn’t it be awesome if Harrison Ford presented the Oscar to Ke Huy Quan https://t.co/NKYutx9kMS
- Sat, 04:57: Wordle 630 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Sat, 06:17: I’m no stranger to self-delusion. I’m still pretending Don jr is a decent ( Read more... )