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My tweets
- Fri, 14:44: I just found out this gif exists. #delightful https://t.co/rfYHuEtRrN
- Fri, 15:27: My @ Twitter engagement has been low of late, despite me being witty & fascinating. Therefore, I’d also like to threaten whoever manages the algorithms. I will totally fire you if you don’t tweak the code to make me feel prettier and more popular. See, ( Read more... )
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- Thu, 15:34: I imagine the 5 or 6 people who regularly look at my Twitter feel will be thrilled to see that the Paludarium is finally done. That yellow snail in front is called SlowPoke Jones. His comrades shall be known simply as the Snailingtons. https://t.co/L9sbcgLjjr
- Thu, 15:46: RT @ TonyHussein4: The future TWO term President of the United ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 12:13: “After Musk’s Super Bowl tweet garnered less engagement than Joe Biden’s, @ elonmusk threatened to fire several engineers & had 80 employees build a system so that his tweets would be viewed by more users.” Orange you glad YOU aren’t a pathetic billionaire manchild?
- Wed, 12:44: Do average Americans have standing to sue @ seanhannity ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 13:39: From now on, nobody can share a shitty take on the National Anthem unless they know the words to the damn song. ALL the words. It’s a pro-slavery song FFS. It’s perfectly reasonable to think it’s outdated and sucky.
- Sun, 15:15: RT @ itsJeffTiedrich: we'll probably never find out who got copies of Donald Trump's stolen classified ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 17:23: I think he’s given up even trying to look sober. This is a tragedy. https://t.co/TanHOf4XYH
- Sun, 00:45: Wordle 603 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Sun, 01:37: My husband is out of town, which means this is the sexiest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks, @ JohnCena Aside: Can’t wait for #Peacemaker S2. https://t.co/67yWAiM03K
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- Fri, 12:28: So… If we do get #zombies, it won’t be because of mushrooms. It’ll be because of hubris from supervillain-wannabe chumps fumbling around like this. Hey, @ elonmusk, how ‘bout NOT this? https://t.co/DICoq2BO6V
- Sat, 00:45: So, @ seanhannity has admitted he never thought @ realDonaldTrump got the most votes. Why would any thinking person ( Read more... )
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- Thu, 13:47: Having never written a #book #sequel before, I wasn't prepared for how mad I was gonna get when people try to read them in the wrong order. #Livid #writerslife https://t.co/RobIhOCKAE
- Fri, 01:46: Honestly, how do literal book burners still think they're the good guys? WTF. https://t.co/Rn9rELtILT
- Fri, 01:50: It's Friday and my # ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 12:31: This meme says what I’ve been saying. https://t.co/dMEgmTQOUF
- Wed, 15:07: The takeaway here is that you can pay me monthly for the things I write. Plus...character sponsorships are available for $25. Another $10 earns you a gruesome death. Mmmmm...gruesome death... https://t.co/2sIi4cfTig
- Wed, 22:33: My MAGA Cousin: (re:Grammys) ( Read more... )
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- Tue, 12:36: My #paludarium build continues, slowly. Haven't put the back on yet. Once we distill enough water for the aquarium, Imma order some snails (once the weather is nice). Then crabs & microfauna. Then lesbian lizards (*ahem* mourning geckos) last, after a jaunt out to @ JoshsFrogs. https://t.co/IjdwLf1di0
- Tue, 20:04: Why in the hell is # ( Read more... )
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- Mon, 14:00: From what I’m seeing on social, the #GRAMMYs really need better security. To hear my feed tell it, 3/4 of the nominees were “robbed” last night. 😱
- Mon, 14:09: A little boy on his porch, eating candy as fast as he could unwrap it & stuff it in his mouth: A man saw & said, “That candy’s not good for you!” Boy said, “I don’t know…my ( Read more... )