Dead In a Year (Fuck You Magi)

[wedrinkbitter]

I quit smoking today

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[wurlitzerprized]

oof.

well, good for you for trying. keep trying. you're the doctor, you know nicotine is one of the hardest substances to quit.

[nicely written ending.]

[wedrinkbitter]

Jennifer just came home, with a pack of cigarettes.

She offered me one, and I actually didn't want it.

It smells kind of gross, actually.

NICE.

[herrdoktor]

i need to quit. will do, as soon as i'm happy ALL THE TIME. what was it in "Coffee & Cigarettes?" something like: the best part about quitting is you can always have another one.

if my program director said: quit smoking, or you're fired, would i quit? probably. so why can't i just quit in response to "i'm killing myself?" snarf.

good to see yr update.

Re: NICE.

[wedrinkbitter]

Damn, that's EXACTLY how I feel right now, like I don't even want a damn cigarette, I'm fine. I just resent not being able to have another.

[yourmom]

nicotine is crazy shit and yr hair is gettin real long

alzo, yr hachimaki(bandana) is upside down in case u cared to kno

[wedrinkbitter]

At least I didn't get it tattooed on me.

I should just get one that says "BAKA, BAKA, BAKA GAIJIN"

[yourmom]

i was gonna make a shirt that said 'puk gai gwei lo' in chinese which means 'drop down in th street n die, foreign ghost'

i figured th only ppl who would understand it would mostly be old ladies in chinatown n they would probably chase me out of th store.

[wedrinkbitter]

I swear I'm sending out a fucking check as soon as I pay my car insurance and rent and my fucking shrink, I swear. I haven't been able to pull it together since Amsterdam, it's just been one huge bill after another, and I blew my whole refund paying off a credit card. I'm off drugs and not buying CD's and mainly eating at home, so I should be able to have it in a few weeks. I'm so sorry I haven't been able to send it yet.

[otter_pops]

pretty much best ever, that last paragraph. actually the last two. actually all of it.

[wedrinkbitter]

What I was thinking, at the last paragaraph, was that this would be a really shitty time to get hit by lighting and die.

keine guten zeit

[roodle]

Two years ago I was so hell-bent on going swimming, somewhere, anywhere. I was so pissed off that it was raining like stink, that I got into Conesus Lake during a thunderstorm.

Hope quitting is not killing you too hard, man.

flood

[piedpiper]

hey, we were just talking about you. how ironic we never see each other it's like we shouldn't have met at all! anyway, you'll do it. the smoking thing. you're a powerful force, doc.

Re: flood

[wedrinkbitter]

Goddamn, I wanna bike over to your house already! Somebody needs to pick up the phone when it stops raining.

Re: flood

[piedpiper]

you could fucking swim over here. and when you get here, because we live in a flooding basement, you could take a nice bath. IN OUR LIVINGROOM.

can't we just have dinner? dude, seriously, this is riDICKulous.

Re: flood

[wedrinkbitter]

d00d I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

I can't stomach any more Japanese food. And I hate eating because eating makes me want to smoke. And it's so damp and I'm so sweaty that all the nicotine is leaching out of this patch at once, and I'm nauseous, and hungry, all at once.

HR Puffin' Stuff

[anarchivist]

Hey, this rain does suck. Julia and I just moved into our new place. So once we're settled let's get the dogs back together. We can hit the dog parks by storm.

Re: HR Puffin' Stuff

[wedrinkbitter]

OUR new place? Really?

Stuff

[anarchivist]

Yeah, dude! I thought I told you when I saw you at DC9 a weekend or two ago. It's on Kenyon Street, a half a block away from Wonderland. Small place, but once we get settled it should be fine.