Voice Post with Translation

[wee_hellpuppy]

Why does lotion taste so yucky?

Comments

[wantscakie]

Because you're not supposed to eat it!

[wee_hellpuppy]

I didn't eat it! Gabe put it on my teeth! He says moisturizing is important!

[wantscakie]

I don't think you're supposed to mosturize your teeth though!

Or is it just something puppies do?

[wee_hellpuppy]

I don't know? Gabe said we could try it. He punches things a lot and moisturizes.

[i_themagician]

Because it is not for eating.

[wee_hellpuppy]

I didn't eat it! Gabe put it on my teeth! He uses it because he punches!

he's like, 'wat'

[i_themagician]

Someone should tell him that lotion doesn't go on teeth, then. Teeth don't really need to be moisturized.

[wee_hellpuppy]

I told him it was yucky!

[banditfox]

Why do you need to know in the first place?

[wee_hellpuppy]

Gabe put it on my teeth!

[banditfox]

I beg your pardon?

[wee_hellpuppy]

Why?

[punching_devils]

Apparently it's not for mouths. Who knew?

[wee_hellpuppy]

Everyone else!

[punching_devils]

What, really?

[wee_hellpuppy]

They all keep telling me it's not for teeth!

[tinyvampiregod]

Because people taste better.

[wee_hellpuppy]

That's it!

[tinyvampiregod]

Mm, I know~

[wee_hellpuppy]

Will you brush my teeth?