Attention~~~

[weed_killers]

*The school PA system crackles briefly before an actual voice can be heard*

Hello. This is the school therapist speaking. I hope you are all having a nice d-
Get. On. With. It.
Of course. Could the following people please see me - today, if you're not too busy cutting budgets, cutting class or cutting yourself because you're now jobless.
*Zetsu clears

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SCHOOLGIRL

[3flyingfus]

PROBLEM? SEE HIM IN HIS OFFICE!

[weed_killers]

FFF LOL XD

[3flyingfus]

*Is completely pissed off embarrassed at being called a schoolgirl and storms into Zetsu's office after wandering around wondering where it is for a bit

WHO TOLD YOU I WAS A FUCKING WOMAN!? *blood lust at its prime*

[weed_killers]

*Looks at you*
...Anko?

[owpapercut]

*arrives, but has no idea what this is about*

[weed_killers]

Konan, right?

[owpapercut]

..... *nods*
And you?

[weed_killers]

Zetsu
The therapist, but thats not important.
I wanted to know more about you, so could I ask you a few questions in a way which you might think is apsychoanalysis, but it totally isn't? Even though it sort of is.

[weed_killers]

...Hi...r...u...k...ah? Hirukah? No...
Hiruko. How ya doin? Sasori must be a grade-a puppet master, it seems like his voice is ACTUALLY coming from this thing.
*rests his hand on it to lean on*

Re: I only have one Hiruko icon ;_;

[weed_killers]

*too stunned to speak*
=O

[tobi_goodboy]

*if you look towards the window, you will see tobi, sat on the window sill*

[weed_killers]

...Tobi, I presume?

[tobi_goodboy]

Yeah, who are you?

*IS IN MAD BROODING TOBI MODE TODAY >|*

[weed_killers]

*If it wasn't almost invisible thanks to the colour of his skin you would've seen Zetsu's black side's mouth twitch into a slight smile*
I'm Zetsu, and I'm the school therapist. I heard you got fired, but make no mistake, while I am here to help, I have no nterest in helping you on a mental front. However, if you need help with any, and all, forms of revenge, then I'd be proud to help you.

[oldmankuzu]

*comes in and shuts the door*

...
What is this about?

[weed_killers]

Too old to be a son of a living mother.
Too not Pein enough to be Pein
Not ghostly enough for Itachi
Not a woman so it's not Anko...
Kakuzu, the accountant?

[oldmankuzu]

*quirks an eyebrow* Yes, that's me. And I don't need therapy. *is about to bolt out the door again*

[weed_killers]

*Zetsu's hand clicks the door shut*
Please, it's not about therapy. Just take a seat.