Zetsu is walking through a dim school corridor dragging a black bag behind him - it looks heavy and is leaving a wet trail behind it.
The bag tears open and somones legs poke out.  He rolls his eyes and tells himself to calm down.
He stops to work out what to do.

He can either do what needs to be done here, ask someone else to watch his 'property' or ( Read more... )

After being out of town for a few weeks due to unforeseen circumstances, Zetsu has returned to Ninja high.
They took the time to post (badly worded) hand written posters throughout the school, the posters say;

Attention Ninja High Students and staff;
Due to recent changes in the school regarding uniforms and class changes
every student has been ( Read more... )

*The school PA system crackles briefly before an actual voice can be heard*

Hello. This is the school therapist speaking. I hope you are all having a nice d-
Get. On. With. It.
Of course. Could the following people please see me - today, if you're not too busy cutting budgets, cutting class or cutting yourself because you're now jobless.
*Zetsu clears ( Read more... )

*After not introducing himself to the rest of the school's staff and the students because they were abroad, Zetsu forgot when they would be back, and as a result forgot to introduce himself sooner.

And when he came in this morning what did he see?
Someone had their office set on fire. Or something.

Ever since then he has put introductions on ( Read more... )