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New Job
These past few days I was called on by a friend to sell picture packages at the Olan Mills she runs. I didn't want to do the job, but she got in a VERY bad spot, and I needed the money to be honest. Anyway I did the job, and I didn't even get punched in today (my second out of 2 days I was hired to work), and was offered the district acquisitions ( Read more... ) -
Crazy Day
First of all... fuck this fucking snow. Fuck snow, fuck snow, fuck snow. Fuck it in its cold wet ass with a GIANT dick. Ok that's out of my system for the moment. Now for the real shit. Got a job for a few days subbing for a friend as a saleman at Olan Mills. It's kind of lame, but I can sell, and its money. The post office is being stupid ( Read more... ) -
An old friend said it best
Jeff Weller says, "Why can't my grass be emo and cut itself?" In my humble mind, that is the most beautiful think I've heard in months. -
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I'm tired of this state. Unless something really fucked up happens I'm off to Denver in three months. I have more waiting for me there than keeping me tied down here. Besides SOME of the people there is no reason to stay in this black hole anymore. -
Damned Children!
I had to fight all damn day with my nieces and nephew. I don't know what the fuck was up with them today, but they were soo damn hyper that I felt as if I might have to choke them within an inch of their little lives. I'm so close to cutting off my balls. -
Slam tonight
At the Meta at 7:00 p.m. bitches. Be there. It's only $1. -
That's Just Disgusting
Dustin "Screech" Diamond just made a homemade porno. That is icky, and all and all wrong, but it gets worse. I've also heard the the woman gets a "Dirty Sanchez". Now call me crazy, but if a poo finger ever came towards my face I think I would have to He Man bitch slap the shit out of someone. Now I have some vile quirks, but I'm not Screech, ( Read more... ) -
Damn Addictions
I'm full, but I can't stop eating gummy worms. It's worse than crack for me. I think I should see some treatment for this before someone gets hurt. -
I hit an all time low point
I watched Flavor of Love with Flava Flav, and was semi-amused. I think that is worth a good-ol-fashion emo cry session. -
Question
At what point does masturbation become a cry for help. I think at 3 times a day, and a friend thinks never. My explanation is that if you do it more than three times a day, it would get raw, and no longer offer joy, and thus is a sign of needing real help. Her explanation is that I'm immature, and have too much time on my hands, which isn't ( Read more... )