The entries can all be read in order if you scroll down, after any update announcements. If you add weevils_etc to your LiveJournal Friends List, then you'll only get these announcements, not every entry crashing into your list. This is because the entries are all back-dated to various points in February 2000, to let me keep them in alphabetical order ( Read more... )

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Latest: Fair warning (24/06/07)

You know what I like? I like Doctor Who. I'm firmly of the opinion that the new series in a master class in reviving a classic show and making it more popular and exciting than ever. I don't like everything they've done, but I can always see the rationale behind it, and it’s all done with best intentions of the show in mind ( Read more... )

Yes, I know, I'm as surprised as you are. Possibly more so, since I actually know how lazy I am.

But never mind that. Ten new entries have been added to The Complete(ly Unaffectionate) Guide.

For ease of reading, they've all been tagged Update 01.

See you in another four months, bile-fans!

In the shock absence of Captain Jack's, the only bum on display in Torchwood. I can't claim to be a connoisseur of these things, but I doubt the shot of Rhys' made it up to the target demographic ( Read more... )

Gutted Rhys, and then vanished again.

That'll teach him to return his fancy dress with chilli sauce on it.

Just to prove I'm not ignoring any success in Torchwood, a full list of the awards the show has received to date:

'Most Pointless Program 2006' - The Independent.

I look forward to the shot of Mr Chibnall holding the trophy aloft in a future DWM.

Of course, if the show wins any other awards, do let me know and I'll update the entry. To First ( Read more... )

Despite Ianto's petulance, more interesting than 'How Automatic Doors Open', even if you haven't just been transported from Post-War Austerity Britain.

Probably have as much legal weight as the ones on top of Ecto-1. Of course, the main difference is that 'bustin' does not, in any sense, make the Torchwood crew 'feel good'.

"Need help getting it up, Owen?"
"'Ere, no, that's a big chopper!"
"Hyuk hyuk hyuk."

Now, wouldn’t that have been more enjoyable? Good job there's not a Discontinuity guide for Torchwood, their 'Double Entendre' section would get probably get stuck in a chronic hysterisis if faced with an intentional oo-er.