i forgot livejournal existed.

there are things i need to talk to someone about that i've never even made mention of before, and its destroying me. the best part is that there is only one person i'd be comfortable talking to, and unfortunately, i haven't talked to that person in quite some time.

c'est la vie

everything i see features a frame blending fast blur with complete disregard to motion tracking and time remapping. sometimes, i think that i've never really thought at all. the end.

so this incredibly drunk dude was trying to start a fight with my brother and i at the same time tonight, lollerblades?

i feel like i'm crumbling mentally. get with it.

i just spent the last four hours at work hanging out and drinking bourbon with ron white. fucking sick or what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_White

every time i make a little post, i ctrl-a it and hit delete because i'm a wild guy and want nothing more than to speak in rhymes.

with a little bit of gold
motorola pager
fresh hair cut
clean shaved with a razor.

i got in an accident today and got to goto the ER in an ambulance... the bad part is i was strapped to a board and couldn't move and had to hold my pee after drinking 4 liters of water for 3.5 hours.

it took me 2389234 hours to finish the new harry potter, but it was worth it.