Well, I suppose it's time to update. Maybe something that's not so political, and a little more...personal ( Read more... )

So I haven't updated in a really super long time, but I feel it's necessary. You know, one of those things where your little fingers are just twitching at the prospect of possibly conveying your feelings to other people, in some hopes of a reaction. Anyways ( Read more... )

Bush is just like Reagan. People will understand his true magnificance later on, sometime in the future. Perhaps even after he dies.

Well, tomorrow marks the "Holy Shit, Whitney Only Has One More Week Left" day. Which really sucks...It means that I only have one more week left to squeeze in all the fiestas, all the guaro, and by far most importantly, all the Javier...as possible ( Read more... )

Well, it's back to school tomorrow after a month long un-planned vacation, due to the messed up social security of this country. Geez! It's worse than OUR social security!!! I tell you...the answer to all this messiness is to privatize everything...DUH! More government = more dependency...I just don't understand how people can't figure that out ( Read more... )

Da da da daaaa da taaaaa!!! Well, between skewering my foot on a sharp piece of coral at Isla Iguana, stumbling into a nasty and viscious crab mating orgy (each crab being bigger than the size of a frisbee) also at the aforementioned Isla, and battling my very first vaginal infection supposedly from not drinking enough water...I've found the time ( Read more... )

Woah...I just had a close encounter with the ugliest bug I've ever seen in my entire life...Thanks Javier for pointing it out to me. Ew...but I have to explain this monster, because it was just so hideous!!! First of all, it was about the size of my cell phone that's sitting right here, which is about 5 inches long...and it was all weird colors ( Read more... )

Updating marathon...though I'm sure no one reads these things anyways. Maybe I should stop actually posting, and resort to the epically long pointless quizzes you all do that most people don't have the energy or time to waste to read ( Read more... )

Never wrestle with a pig...You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Imagine you're sitting at home, minding your own business reading a good book, and all of a sudden Adolf Hitler sneaks up behind you and slams you in the back of the head with a brick!!! That would be just like him too, the bastard ( Read more... )