Clap your hands and say yeah.

[weidermen]

Uh

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You could go BALD.

[weidermen]

That's a risk I take every day of my life.

I keep a blender running on the shelf above my bed as I sleep every night.

I like to live on the edge.

I'm Xtreme like that.

[trabdor]

cutting your own hair?

what are you gay?

[weidermen]

Just because I'm not one of the freaks that goes into a store and has someone else cut little pieces of their body off for fifteen dollars does not make me gay.

[trabdor]

no...see theres a reason why the rest of society pays someone else to cut their hair. and why? because someone else can see how it looks from ALL angles. not just a few. which is why anyone cutting their own hair, unless a cosmetics professional, is a bad idea.

or their gay.

which is your case, apparantly.