this journal is officially over.

I joined that witness protectin' program.

peace.

get a livejournal and comment if you want to read this from now on.

don't be shy.

that means you.

you don't want to miss out.

I'm hilarious.

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I went to Jewel and bought 50 Cent's Vitamin Water flavor today.
It cost me 2 bucks for a bottle and tastes like shit.
Somehow, I'm extremely satisfied by this.

The ad on the train says, "No Money. No Honeys. Just 50." and has a picture of him reading the Wall Street Journal on it in his dressing room with hot groupies behind him.

Fucking

I had green macaroni and cheese today for lunch. It was pretty disturbing. It seemed like the taste was wrong, but it was probably just my mind messing with me. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it gave me me daily allowance of vegetables because, as any nutritionist will tell you, being green means it's a vegetable ( Read more... )

I gave myself a haircut on Friday before work as I was getting ready. I only had about 8 minutes to do it. That's usually the time when I'm watching sportscenter and totally zoning out as I wait for it to be time to leave. So, the haircut was hastily done. It looks good to me, though. I doubt anyone can actually tell that none of the hairs are the ( Read more... )

I've had "it" up to "here".

My day at work involved absolutely no working today. It was sweet. The closest thing I did to work was standing next to a robot and making sure it did it's job ( Read more... )

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