White people taste like mayonnaise
I had green macaroni and cheese today for lunch. It was pretty disturbing. It seemed like the taste was wrong, but it was probably just my mind messing with me. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it gave me me daily allowance of vegetables because, as any nutritionist will tell you, being green means it's a vegetable
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anyway everyone knows white people are made of mayonaise but ranch is in their blood. have you ever seen a white person pass up ranch?! NO. Its never happened. ever. I've passed up mayonnaise on many occasions but any goddamn chance I can get ranch, I will. why do you think I eat salads? because I like to eat shitty-tasting lettuce? NO. Its because of the ranch that keeps my whiteness together.
Ranch: If You're White, You Fucking Need It.
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But I'm that scene chick. Who's not really scene. At all. Pfsh. Ew.
Yeah I was talking to the girl i was with about your kickass light up tambourine from the other night. It pwns.
So yeahhhh my friend found this journal and told me you were talking about me. So... Hi : ] ] ]
--Rachel
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Second of all, it never ceases to amaze me how many people read this garbage that I write. Apparently, people I don't even know are interested in my opinions on such topics as Cheesasaurus: Fact or Fiction and Wendy's Frostees: Iced Cream or Milkshake.
Thirdly of all, anybody who watches ARC once and then decides to willingly sit through us for a second time deserves a standing ovation.
Fourthwith, I like your shirt that says, "I am in your extended network." It screams, "I'm a scenester who's addicted to MySpace, but I don't want to admit it." Just kidding, you rock and so does your shirt.
Rock out then clock out,
Fancy Johnson
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