It's that time again ( Read more... )

So, regarding the last entry in my journal, basically, the exact opposite of everything I wrote is now true. I realized that I was being a douchebag after all, so I called her and apologized and went to see her on Saturday night. Everything is back to normal. In fact, we may even be better off because of it ( Read more... )

Matt and I went to a Buddhist Library on saturday after our garage sailing. It was actually more of a buddhist temple. There were monks praying and it was dead silent except for some chanting or whatever it was. It was in Chinese, so I didn't pick too much of it up. Anyway, they were so nice it made me and Matt feel like assholes just for walking ( Read more... )

I was dancing yesterday and caught a glimpse of it in the big mirror in my basement. I thought to myself, "Oh, God. This is why people tend to burst into laughter whenever I dance. I look ridiculous ( Read more... )

I was thinking about reference books today ( Read more... )

I poked a possum in the face with a stick. Then, it bit my shoe. Possums are adorable. There are pictures of this which I hope will turn up on the internet, eventually ( Read more... )

Surrealist compliment generator: http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Wheals and boils come forth as testament to your fine sense of haut couture.

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Tough crowd. In my opinion, "There's enough cake here to kill a horse!" is the funniest comment ever to not get laughed at. Also, the fact that it actually made a congregation of about 15 people go absolutely silent for about 3 full seconds, makes it one of the highlights of my life ( Read more... )

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