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We finally got a scanner in my house ( Read more... )

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If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

I needed, direly, to clear out my friends list. So, if I inadvertantly deleted you and shouldn't have, please say so! (Granted, I deleted everyone, and then was going to readd the people who had me listed as a friend...)

*mutters*

My Best Friend is superbislutOur 39 common interests are: ass, bdsm, being naughty, biting, blowjobs, bondage, boobs, breasts, cunnilingus, cunt, eating out, erotica, fucking, girls, handcuffs, hardcore, having sex, kinky sex, kissing, licking, making out, masturbating, masturbation, nipples, oral, oral sex, orgasms, piercings, pleasure, porn, pornography, ( Read more... )

It's my Friends list. If you're there, be happy, something about you obviously impressed me. And if you're going to bitch about it and swear at me like some juvenile twat, you can suck my cock. Wait, don't - If you're going to be juvenile about it, I probably couldn't trust you enough to not bite it off. :P

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*sings* It's 2am, I must be lonely ( Read more... )