So, I'm done with this name. I've got no need for it, no need to keep it and, hell... It's been over two years since I posted, either in this journal or in
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So, I'm technically blonde even though my hair color has darkened over the years through lack of constant sun-exposure (what can I say, I prefer to not have to smear leather conditioner over my skin.)

And while I think that most blonde jokes are not even remotely funny, THIS has to be one of the best blonde jokes EVER!

I had better say something, what with it being the Fourth of Whogivesashit, right?

( So, because I'm a nice jackass, this is behind a cut... )

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they'd LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.

So, it's been a while since I've posted.
Recently, one of the members of show_your_boobs posted pictures and I edited some for her. And, because of the editing I did on her pictures, I decided to take a new pic and do some editing of my own.

So, with further adon't!

( Blatant nudity behind the cut, including artistically altered nudity. )

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Sadly, this isn't too far from the truth, if I had a live in girlfriend. (*edited to add* The number of times per week, that is. That position would destroy my knees. And I edited the meme so that it wouldn't have my last parter's name on it. :P)
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I'd like to have the couple bike accidents erased from my day, please ( Read more... )