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[welljustwatchme]

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper is on his porch with his bow drawn. He suspects this is a trick which is the only reason he hasn't shot the little moose yet. But he will soon, and he has damn good aim.*

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm open t' suggestions.

[welljustwatchme]

Apples? Find somewhere to hang burnt cookies and take aim at those? Shy of finding proper training equipment, I mean.

[It used to be burnt scones, for her. Anything will do.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm gonna feel ridiculous shootin' cookies with arrows. Though it's a good use 'f those burnt bricks th' sheila that's supposed t' be me wife makes.

[welljustwatchme]

What's wrong with shooting cookies? It's as good as anything else.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Because I'd have t' spend an' hour tyin' them to trees or somesuch. An' I ain't about t' do that.

[welljustwatchme]

You're obviously not devoted enough to wanting to practice your aim if you're not willing to prepare things to aim at.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Not with cookies I ain't.

*Something occurs to him he never thought to ask before.*

Th' town don't have a shooting range does it?

[welljustwatchme]

Hell if I know. [Canada shrugs.] I've been trying to keep people from shooting each other and things, I hardly need to go looking for a place to take aim at anything myself.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Who else is shootin' each other?

[welljustwatchme]

Oh, just the other month Netherlands was trying to shoot Spain for letting his pet in the garden. It was a bit of a bother.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Th'.. Wait back up. I don't think I'm followin'.

*Congrats on being the first country he's met.*

[welljustwatchme]

A few bent tulips are hardly anything to shoot a former mentor over, I know, but you just can't trust Europe to be peaceful!

[And she didn't understand the confusion. Sorry, dude.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Europe.. shot someone over flowers? When did this 'appen?

[welljustwatchme]

Well the point is that I didn't let Netherlands this time, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's done it in the past. Or the future, but that's just confusing. If you're from Earth, surely you see that continent is at each other's throats all the time?

Sorry so late. Finals punched me in the head and left me for dead.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You .. didn't let..

I have no idea what th' hell you're talkin' bout. Yeah, I'm from Earth but as far as I know no one's gone t' war over flowers.