*Sniper is on his porch with his bow drawn. He suspects this is a trick which is the only reason he hasn't shot the little moose yet. But he will soon, and he has damn good aim.*
[The moose is engaged in eating some shrubbery and doesn't notice the imminent danger. That doesn't mean that the nation approaching doesn't see it, though.]
You had better not be planning on shooting that moose, good sir!
I'm very sorry about him, really, but if you hurt my moose I'm going to have to make your life miserable.
[She heads straight over to the calf's side, looking pointedly at the man on the porch. While she likely doesn't look terribly threatening, in her housedress and pigtails, but you shouldn't assume she's harmless.]
sobs I am sorry for this || ctrueguardianDecember 1 2011, 11:28:13 UTC
[ Though Lan Fan is very determined, this determination often comes with hot-headedness.
Case in point - getting in a tug of war with a moose over a sandwich. As the moose bites on it by sticking his head through the window, Lan Fan desperately clings onto it, hoping the moose won't take one of the few things she can actually eat in Mayfield. ]
don't apologize for beauty.welljustwatchmeDecember 1 2011, 22:09:12 UTC
[The moose is frustrated, because this is actually a rather normal way for him to get food from Canada's house at home. It's easier than leaving the door open for him. And whatever Lan Fan has in that sandwich smells delicious. He keeps tugging on the sandwich, snorting a little in irritation.]
o-oh thank you for your praise!!!trueguardianDecember 2 2011, 08:56:01 UTC
[ Lan Fan was fed up with the moose's persistence. Thanks to her closed door policy, she's getting cleaned out of an entire day to go without eating!!!!!!!!! Lan Fan, eventually fed up with the moose and tries gently tapping its nose, hoping it'll at least get off with a warning. She doesn't want to use lethal force on a moose, that's just sad. ]
I anticipate enjoying this thread. <3welljustwatchmeDecember 3 2011, 01:48:53 UTC
[The nose tap works, actually, and the moose steps back, snorting and shaking his head. If you had to translate his expression into something human, it would be a mix of disgust and confusion. He's decided he doesn't like this place. However, being just a little moose, there's not much he can do about it.]
[ Canada will find her moose with flowers and ribbons on his head, walking around Taiwan's cosplay cafe. Taiwan? Is in a warm-looking maid uniform, giving the moose hugs right now. ]
Wah, aren't you a cutie! You're doing such a good job! I wonder what I should call you?
[This moose? The happiest moose you will ever see. Flowers and ribbons and being inside with a friendly stranger girl are all really awesome things, so he's been alternating between exploring the cafe and coming back to Taiwan for affection. At the hug, he nuzzles against her shoulder.
Canada was either tipped off or is just giving up and coming in to check on Taiwan anyway, but she'll let out a relieved sigh to see her moose in here. Likewise, Kumarie will flop over onto her side in the middle of the floor, worn out from moose hunting.]
[ To say that Taiwan was relieved by Canada's arrival would be an understatement. It was hard to believe that anything had ever happened the other day with her wearing a smile like that. ]
Wah, hi, Canada! [ Taiwan pulls away from the moose, but she is still crouching right next to it. ] This is your moose? Ehh, I didn't know... She likes flowers! [ She... ]
It's a 'he', actually, but, yes, he loves flowers.
[Everything is normal again, everything is okay. As normal and okay as things are in Mayfield, at least, but with friends like Taiwan, it'll do.
The moose gives Taiwan another little nuzzle before trotting over to Canada to show off his headpiece, which has her squatting and kissing him between the eyes, giving him a pat as she looks at Taiwan.]
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You had better not be planning on shooting that moose, good sir!
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Why th' hell not? It's eatin' my shrubs ain't it? Sides, there's nothin' t' hunt here.
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[She heads straight over to the calf's side, looking pointedly at the man on the porch. While she likely doesn't look terribly threatening, in her housedress and pigtails, but you shouldn't assume she's harmless.]
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Case in point - getting in a tug of war with a moose over a sandwich. As the moose bites on it by sticking his head through the window, Lan Fan desperately clings onto it, hoping the moose won't take one of the few things she can actually eat in Mayfield. ]
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Wah, aren't you a cutie! You're doing such a good job! I wonder what I should call you?
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Canada was either tipped off or is just giving up and coming in to check on Taiwan anyway, but she'll let out a relieved sigh to see her moose in here. Likewise, Kumarie will flop over onto her side in the middle of the floor, worn out from moose hunting.]
Oh, Moose! There you are.
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Wah, hi, Canada! [ Taiwan pulls away from the moose, but she is still crouching right next to it. ] This is your moose? Ehh, I didn't know... She likes flowers! [ She... ]
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[Everything is normal again, everything is okay. As normal and okay as things are in Mayfield, at least, but with friends like Taiwan, it'll do.
The moose gives Taiwan another little nuzzle before trotting over to Canada to show off his headpiece, which has her squatting and kissing him between the eyes, giving him a pat as she looks at Taiwan.]
How are you?
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