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Conversations
I think there were others, but these are the ones I remember.
At work
Me: Do not launch that rocket into the synthesizer.
Kid, guiltily: I won't.
At the farm share pick up
Lady, reading the cheese label: "Divine Bovine"
Me: Holy Cow!
Farm Dude: *blank stare*
Me, making finger guns: Pow! Bag! Pew pew!
Farm Dude: *appalled stare*
Me: Holey cow?
Farm Dude: Huh?
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I scream, you scream?
I bought ice cream recently. The flavor? Ben & Jerry's Imagine Whirled Peace. Its identification on the receipt? BJ John Lennon. Good gracious ( Read more... ) -
Well played, someone, well played
saraheeyore and I went on a date last night. We ended up walking through the mall, excuse me, Burlington Town Center, at one point to procure a bathroom break for me and a coffee drink for her (yes, we know how to do romance) and on our way out we passed the parking pay station. The lettering on the side said "PLEASE PAY HER BEFORE RETURNING TO YOUR CAR." ( Read more... ) -
Photojournalism at its best?
Once upon a time I was getting a free, unsolicited news journal for reasons that may or may not have been related to a religion of which I may or may not be a part of. It stopped for a while, but now it's back on my figurative doorstep (and literal recycling bin). One of the front page articles was describing the retirement of a volunteer at a ( Read more... ) -
Bumpin' and humpin'
While driving home from yesterday's adventures ( Read more... ) -
Friday Night
Hi everyone!
T+8
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Panic and Panda-monium
Okay, not actually panicking. Just in need of a favor.
Hey graphic design types! Does anyone out there have a version of Quark 5 I could, uh, borrow? I have a 44 Mb file that needs to be saved as version 4, but all I've got is 6.1 which only saves down to version 5.
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In The Land of Fire & Ice
As promised, an illustrated chronicle of my (our) trip to Iceland. Sarah's full gallery (including our time in England) is available on Flickr and I'll be posting highlights to Facebook eventually.
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Today is an envelope-stuffing day, so that means it's time for a Livejournal post. First, work. Then, notable quotable. Unfortunately I've completely forgotten the set up for the slamming of my Southern roots. And oddly, the punchline doesn't really work without it. So you miss out on yet more witty comments from my darling little brotherRight. ( Read more... ) -
Never argue with a two year old.
I generally enjoy two year olds a great deal and daily_alice is no exception. En route to a museum last month, we (Sarah, said two year old, her mommy, and I) passed a VIP Gentleman's Club next door to the Tiki Bowl Family Fun Center.
saraheeyore: Well there you go. Drop the wife and kids off at the Tiki Bowl and head over to the club. Fun for the whole family.
wellstar: ( Read more... )