I think I might take a go at this whole thing again. But THIS TIME... it'll be here:

I SAID HERE!!

I've been on a hiatus lately - nay, a rapper's retirement. To return? Unsure. To continue spittin beats for these hoes on my 50-foot yacht? Definitely.

I didn't ASK for a 26 foot U-Haul truck, but that's what I ended up getting on Friday. I suppose in some ways it's my own fault - the 14 footer I had reserved had yet to be returned and after 2 hours of waiting, I said, "ok, give me that 26'er you have available." I didn't ACTUALLY know how MASSIVE it was. I was all, "cool, I'm like the Terminator ( Read more... )

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Dear Universe ( Read more... )

I'm in a horribly grumpy mood right now, and you'll find out why in a moment. But first, as ordered, an update ( Read more... )

This morning:


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Sometime last week I threw my head onto my desk and screamed, "I HAVE NO LIFE!" But what I meant was, see, lately I haven't had time to just sit back and do the lazy day things. Like take down the recycling, which by now must have mini civilizations growing intside old milk containers. So you can imagine the ball of old school stress I've been ( Read more... )

Today was Steven's birthday! Happy birthday, brudder. Hope it was Heisler worthy ( Read more... )

I...am going to die. Words...I don't....I can't...*thunk ( Read more... )