Only in LosAnjealous can you be fired by a middle-aged meathead who flaunts his tribal band bicep tattoo, wears shirts that say “Do you have tickets to the gun show?”, smokes weed all day, and tries to bring skanks from Bali into the United States to be his personal blow up dolls, as JACK FM ironically plays “Another One Bites the Dust”Oh, and the ( Read more... )

i had just come to this page (the "portal" page, where you can update your lj) only to go and read a random lj while killing time at work ( Read more... )

"cassie is left reeling by a string of seemingly impossible revelations; azazeal has plans for troy ( Read more... )

1) Kim ( Read more... )

a-fucking-men.

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i had another music oriented update prepared but became distracted by two (no, three) extremely important, culturally significant and socially relevant news stories today. and such, my rockism entry part tre will have to be delayed ( Read more... )

preface: i'm trying to get drunk off of beer ( Read more... )

in response to a friend's post about why she loved chris... i'm doing my own... entitled:

Top 10 Reasons Why I Fucking Hate Dom Howard but Instinctually Find Him Endearing Because of His Array of Cranial Decor:

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preface: i'm drunk ( Read more... )

found this gem on yahoo news headlines...

take that, unmagical robbers!

david copperfield: 1
palm beach: 0

shine on, d.c., shine on...

side note: what's the deal with reporters these days? everybody's a comedian... (see the last line)
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