because i'm a lj leech with time to kill.

from ka.

2006 one month in:
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I decided there's money to be made in Chic Lit (SHIT SHIT SHIT IT'S ALL SHIT) and Advice/Self Help books, so along the lines of Italasian cooking, I'm fusing it, bitch.

I give you the first installation in a series entitled:

Chic Help! What Girls in Jimmy Choo's Wish They Knew!

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i think an almost-week into the new year is a good time to recap the last one.

i don't know if i want to answer this seriously (for commemorative uses) or nonsensically (for readability). i'll do both.

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i thought i should take a moment to commemorate my new years eve, before i stop thinking it's a good story.

day before new year's eve:

-see 3 best friends and boyfriend; get shitfaced for the first time in 6 months; kick marginal ass at scattergories (pictionary); bruise my knees (by falling down in the kitchen, i think); puke.

new year's eve:
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I'll admit it.

At one point in time, I wanted to sleep with Justin Timberlake.

I don't know if it was the sexxy dance moves, the sexxy stubble or the way he says "drums" in "Like I Love You", but I bought it. I was willing to overlook the bleached hair phase, the metallic down vests, the denim "suit".

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in honor of halloween, this week's quiz will be taken as a drunk guy who just broke up with his girlfriend and is dressed up as captain jack sparrow (2006's most popular halloween costume) at a halloween party where he doesn't know anybody.
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as this is my new hobby, i will be answering today's quiz as though i were the fictional pocahontas ( Read more... )

i will be answering the questions on this quiz as though i were the oldest member of the united states supreme court, associate justice of the supreme court john paul stevens.


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as someone who lives without cable, i've become dependent on the static-y, grainy, black-and-white-and-sometimes-in-color-if-i-stand-in-the-right-spot local channels. i usually receive the fox channel without much effort, and have unintentionally become sucked into the world of their latest singing sensation show-- celebrity duetsoverlooking how ( Read more... )

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