"my butt could probably beat all their butts' asses." - Patrick Matthews '06

this is the only time in my pregnancy that i am allowed to be sexy.


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fuck me.

small amout of peas....

i seriously think i need help. i don't know what to do at all; no one knows how to help me and neither do i. i feel completely cut off and miserable and alone, even though i know there are people who care about me. i can't stand being at my apartment and i always feel like i need to be at my parents house. i feel helpless. the more i think about it ( Read more... )

i feel so worthless. i can't bring myself to do anything. i went to the mall for my mom this morning and when i got back i was in so much pain that i couldn't do anything for the rest of the day. i really want to do something tonight, but i still feel like shit. i can't even bring myself to leave my parents house, but that's a whole other issue

seriously. i want to be on a game show. these days, i am obsessed with money. i want to buy christmas presents, and i'm also still determined to go to new york, if only for a night, sometime before christmas. if someone knows of some way (besides prostitution) that i can make several hundred dollars really fast, let me know. especially if it's a ( Read more... )

this is brandon.

eva's having a boy!
and if you can read this, you're invited to come over and celebrate! it's gonna be at eva's place (the fabulous and posh wellington manor). give her a ring if you need directions (it's not a surprise or anything). so don't be a dick and come say congratulations!

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adoopadop, a diddleywhop, bop bop, scivity boobop.