I got remotely drunk at a bible study last night and started talking about Michael Jackson molesting young boys.
I slurred something about vaseline and how I think my puppy is actually retarded too.
Later in the night I got kicked in the face, on accident, wearing only my underwear and laying in a hallway. Not at the bible study though.
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this man is domesticating you, and i'm not sure i support it
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(i own it fyi)
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not at bible study though
you're amazing lauren
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is your face okay though?
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Yes, my face is ok! I laid in that hallway forever going "OH GOD IS IT BLACK AND BLUE?! I START WORK TOMORROW!! LOOK AT MY EYE! IS IT???????!!".
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