Hmm. No, I'd prefer it if this journal were not stabbed in the neck and left in a hole to die.

But thank you for offering, livejournal. You are truly, deliciously evil.

http://www.goldencompassmovie.com/?26932

But sadly untrue.

When I awoke the next morningThe sun was shining. Birds were singing in the trees. There wasn't a cloud in the sky ( Read more... )

Childhood Ambition

As long as I can remember which is at once, probably an amount of time both longer and shorter than one might think. Ah, an explanation for another time. I won't bore you with it now, I have always wanted to be great. Something great. Anything great, even. Great at what I do. A great asset to Our Dark Lord And Master, ( Read more... )

I am not doing this on office time ( Read more... )

Generally speaking, how do you think others perceive you?

Generally speaking, I'd say others think that I am kind and easy to get along with. I have this on fairly good authority. Even in Hell Most people like me, and, if I may be so bold, I don't think there's any reason why they shouldn't.

(Perhaps I've miss-spoken...there are certain ( Read more... )

Fortune: Some people have it, some people seek it, some claim to predict it, and some say that it favors the brave. Write a ficlette inspired by the word "fortune."

You know, you actually can't take it with you. It's a fairly famous saying. I'm not entirely sure where it originates from. Greece, perhaps? Or the Romans. This calls for more ( Read more... )

What does your dream home look like?I'm a simple person. I like my dwelling to be tidy, but the actual look of the place doesn't concern me ( Read more... )

One Of Those DaysA good day always begins with paperwork, or Wes is doing something wrong. A good day blends into the day before it seamlessly. Wes does not take lunch breaks ( Read more... )

Describe your worst failure.

Alright.

About six feet even. Olive complexion. Dark hair. Thin. Quite thin, as is the fashion with the young people today. I don't think it looks healthy. Your ribs really shouldn't protrude like that.

Oh, Terry.

I believed in you Terry. I shared things with you. I advised you from the bottom of the place ( Read more... )