if myspace was real life:
1. Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.
2. 19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.
3. If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.
4. People would be able to photoshop out pimples on their face.
5. Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked
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