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[wesleynotponcy]

You've reached Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, former Watcher's Academy scholar and graduate of Fandom High. Please leave a message and I'll return your call with the greatest expedience.

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Phone Insanity

[nimeni]

"While I know you're still not an animal, I feel like I haven't seen you in awhile. Are you too busy running around without your shirt to come say hello to an old friend?"

Sorry Wesley, that had been meant for Jacob, his roommate. The phones were, unfortunately, haywire.

Re: Phone Insanity

[wesleynotponcy]

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[magdaofslovenia]

[from here]

"Darling, you sounded so upset on your message. I'm less worried about the Post-Its than the death and blood splatters... do call back, will you? I'd be happy to have a late Christmas celebration with you. Ta."

[wesleynotponcy]

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[momslilassassin]

From here!

"I don't use drugs, and I'm certainly not dead! Who told you that I was?"

[wesleynotponcy]

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[icecoldfrost]

[From here.]

"I don't care that you don't drink beer - personally I think it's horrid stuff - and I'm rather sure you'd be incapable of stealing my sweaters. Besides, you don't have the chest for them."

[wesleynotponcy]

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[not_a_parakeet]

[From here!]

"What? Wait, I'm sorry if I said something about your great-grandmother. I'm sure she's a really, really nice lady. But I really don't think I'd say something like that while trying to... uh... come on to you?"

[wesleynotponcy]

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