Just like great artists have certain "periods" they've gone through - like a blue period or a cubism period - I've decided that if I want to be a great writer I have to go through a period too. So after much thinking I've finally settled on one: I'm calling it my colon period. From now on I'm going to substitute every punctuation with a colon ( Read more... )

Things that shouldn't happen on the Friday afternoon right before a long weekend:

You're sitting on the toilet releasing a dump when the building's fire alarm goes off.

Durpy doo, durpy durpy durpy doo.

"Durpy...?"

"DURPY DOO!!!!"

LMAO!!!

Durpy durpy durpy doo.

Yup, I'm a cantankerous middle-aged bastard ( Read more... )

Today is "photo of a network rack behind you" day!


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Just curious.

If I wrote a book, how many of you would buy a copy?

Is it just me or has anyone else thought "What would happen if the power went out right now?" just after you've put your debit card in the ATM? "What if the power was off for an extended amount of time?"

As some of you know, I'm a hypochondriac. This is typical of me: I hear of a new illness, find two of the ten symptoms that relate to me and then obsess over whether I have this new disease or not. This is also typical of me: if someone coughs nearby I automatically assume that whatever flu they have I will get ( Read more... )

I been learning real good lately. And from the major broadcasters, ABC, CBS, FOX and NBC ( Read more... )

I've been watching The Shield, a show about corrupt cops taking care of gangs in the LA area. It's a tough show with tough characters. I came across a scene where these cops come face to face with a Mexican gang. I looked at the gang and I started to wonder about the extras agencies and the directors who hire from them. And I wondered if the ( Read more... )