I woke up this morning to the whine of a cat in heat.

Then I heard a man's voice shout in ecstasy, and I realized that whine wasn't from a cat.

Stupid neighbours.

You know how when a young kid walks into a huge candy store he drops his books or whatever from being in such wide-eyed awe ( Read more... )

I've been nudged ( Read more... )

Have you noticed that of all the street workers the ones who put the most effort into their jobs are the traffic controllers? And it's kind of sad too because all their effort seems wasted on the job itself ( Read more... )

English can be so tedious sometimes ( Read more... )

This is the kind of man I am ( Read more... )

It's amazing how strongly we stay on auto-pilot some times ( Read more... )

My new favourite saying:

I have washboard abs! They're just doing laundry right now.

In light of memes such as "Green Shirt Thursdays", I'm starting a new one called "Picture of You with a Body of Water Behind You Mondays."

I'll start off this meme frenzy with one of my own.


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Amusing sighting for the day:

I saw a man stand at a bus stop with his bike leaning against him and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.