If DR was televised....

[westryl]

Invasions would occur in waves that allowed for regular commercial breaks

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[pathian]

lmao

That's GREAT.

[blasword]

You've ruined the s'lai for life! I'll never ever be able to have blas be supportive of em again

I suppose though Blasword would become simply Bombmasta B, bustin out rhymes each like an explosion inside your head...that or all the paladins would become cast members of STOMP!.

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[westryl]

Paladins in STOMP! I like that. They could tie themselves to the rafters and instead of using sticks to hit the stuff on the upper part of the stage, they'd swing down from the balcony and crash into it in full armor.

Is it still playing? Now I really want to see that again.

[anabeldr]

We'd be gathered in the Xing ampitheatre watching "baby mama drama" and chanting "take it off!".

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[erindiagonal]

AHAHAA.

DR's Days of Our Lives would include a lot more violence and sex :(

I would require my own talkshow and I would have Max's face on a dartboard -- ahahaa :D

~erin~

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[westryl]

The real question is, who's the Elanthian Jerry Springer?

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[blasword]

Pureblade, of course.

[khaman]

Doing the gweth-weather report would involve a snazzy moving illusion of the current weather conditions, and Khaman would have a very bad haircut.

Elves would get groupies, and dominate almost every modelling scene and exclusive rave club. Orlando Bloom would either shoot himself or get ear surgery to fake it and keep his career.

The Sorrow and Gorbesh wars would be rehashed on the History Channel CONSTANTLY...with several multi-hour specials devoted to the history and development of battle spheres, war mammoths, and catapults.

Kaovales replaces R Lee Ermey on 'Mail Call'. Hoo-ra, maggot scum.

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[poet_ninja]

So /that/ was why you wanted the name!

And I would pay dearly to be able to vote participants out of what I see with scrying spells. *grin*

[anabeldr]

duh..the real elanthian Springer is........"Bubba! Bubba!"