Here's what I did tonight:

I spent Thanksgiving with my extended family. Oh, what a mixed blessing family can be. Each and every one of them are dope-fresh in a particular way, but goddamn if it isn't an entirely boring endeavour to be around them for long periods of time. I certainly attempt to have sickeningly awesome conversations with members of ( Read more... )

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Here's what I did tonight, as truthfully described over the phone hours ago ( Read more... )

Has it really been so long since I last posted? Oh, my goodness! I suppose that I can now conclude that a number of things that I found comfort/distraction in over the summer have been revealed to be inferior to the company of friends and all that Boston has to offer. They include: baseball, the internet, iPods, oxygen, nanotechnology, ( Read more... )

I was just enjoying a cigarette at the path that runs next to my house to the elementary school behind it, and the ersatz garbage caught my attention. There was an old soda can which revealed the following: the Sam's Club generic version of Dr. Pepper?

It's called, "Dr. Thunder."

That makes me happy. I wanna drink some and be all Zeus and shit.

Well well well well well well well: here I stand, but for the grace of God sklurbself*, on August 29, 2007. My last day of work, and a day that is very close to the end of the summer. Last year, it was of the utmost importance to me that I transcribe on my Elektro-Magnotron 8700 Billiam-Beam Direct Energy Supplement my thoughts about the summer and ( Read more... )

Up with Creation! Universal! Making it work with Menthol Cigarettes! Unnecessary (but concurrently essential) Capitalization! Marginalized Opinions which belie Great Thoughts! Almost! And the Sun is Out! Slate Roofing and Tile Roofing are Indistinguishable! Modern Thoughts with Arcane Traditions! A Fireplace! One Last Beach! A Huge Truck! My Brain ( Read more... )

Dateline: August 17th, 2007. 11:00 in the AM. Having slept through my alarm clock, I hurriedly cast myself towards the Laboratory for Blood and Urine Tests in anticipation of my appointment with a physician Tuesday hence. Only the perspective of history can reveal what of this has been farce, what has been folly, and what has cast us inexplicably ( Read more... )

So, as I’m sure you’re all aware, a great tradition of the Tlingit Native American tribe is the declaration of resolutions for life. This generally happens on August 8th of odd-numbered years, though the Mloshteg group which broke off from the tribe in 1564 celebrate this sacrament in January. In any event, I will be partaking in this ceremony at ( Read more... )

I am in utter disbelief that August has arrived already. While May seemed to linger longer than it should have and June dragged a bit, July seems to have come and gone almost instantaneously. The Fourth of July does not feel as if it was that long ago, and yet in two days, it will have been a full month.

I’m curious as to how August will ( Read more... )