I am a baseball fan that hates all other baseball fans. This is something I’ve known for a long time. Most baseball fans are ignorant, unintelligent, old, racist, misogynist fuck-faces who reject any math or science connected in any way with the game. Most baseball fans still think that Batting Average and Runs Batted In are good statistics by ( Read more... )

I've been doing some research for my latest scholarly work, A Priori Thought and the Test of Metaphysics: The Ontological Implications of Being and Feeling with the Modern Embrace of Eschatological Gender Roles. It's actually coming along really well, and I thought I'd share one of the most interesting discoveries I made during the course of ( Read more... )

Now, I’m not a violent person, and I think revenge is one of the most destructive acts a person can commit. I look to forgive, and rather than exacerbate a situation with more violence and aggression, I think that it’s best to make peace and minimize the impact of a bad situation. But I wanted to see What’s-His-Name get the fucking tar beat out of ( Read more... )

Time check, mutha fuckas. 4:23 in the PM. Eastern standard time for all you stank-ass west coast hobos in the hizzle. Me? I'm angling to shove off this office coil in a few of what the Pasadena Amish call "minutes." That's right, ladies and germs, the weekend, in and of itself, is about to begin. I mean, I feel like it's October 27, 2004, and ( Read more... )

Hee hee hee...I was testy yesterday. I suppose I always feel the way I wrote then, but I'm surprised my attention span let me go on for that long. I think I just really needed a cigarette. It was at the end of the day, after all. Don't worry about any political diatribes today. I used my lunch break to sit in traffic for 10 minutes each way on ( Read more... )

For all the hypocrisy people see in the government and the anger they might have with it, does anything seriously ever get accomplished? For all the satire that exists to mock and skewer the powers that be, is there any discernible effect? Complacency! Rigidity! These are the hallmarks of the American way! Seemingly (to me) borne out of some ( Read more... )

Aaaah. Another weekend, another blessed moment in time, frozen in mid-air, encased in fine golden filigree and crystalline formations that beautifully capture the essence of existence perfectly.

That’s right. I was in Boston again. And it was great. Maybe it’s the people. Maybe it’s the atmosphere. Maybe it’s lying in the Common with fuck-else ( Read more... )

I just spent an hour downloading audio codecs so that I could watch "The Matrix Revolutions," which I had just downloaded. I had recently watched the other two and had a burning desire to see the trilogy come to a satisfying conclusion. It took like a weekend to download, and I totally forgot about it. Then I came home from Boston and was ( Read more... )

For those of you who ain’t in the know, Lucid Dreaming is a state in which you’re dreaming but aware of it. In this condition, you can supposedly exert heretofore unknown control over the reality that is your dreamworld. It sounds like tons of fun, and many psychologists and other Wicked Smart People have agreed with its precepts. So I’m trying it ( Read more... )

...I'm far from a bully and I ain't a punk ( Read more... )