i am the smartest man alive

[wetpanda]

you know on like swiss cheese and stuff they have paper separating the slices of cheese?

well...

i was making a sandwich and forgot to take off the paper...

so i ate almost a whole piece of paper, and then some.

blech. now my stomach hurts.

Comments

[retroshakira]

Thats hilarious! As well as sucky. I'm terribly sorry for your bad misfortune, though eventually you'll look back on this and laugh as hard as I did.

sorry.

[wetpanda]

don't worry i find it very amusing too

[shillyshally]

ah, Willy, you make me giggle.

[wetpanda]

and i make my stomach gurgle