Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for ( Read more... )

I think her pony-tails are a little too tight ( Read more... )

Its funny when thigns go wrong ( Read more... )

Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
probably a manager or someone who has higher authority than me at work

What kind of car do you drive?
a moped a crafted out of duc tape

Have you ever had a garage sale?
why would someone want to sell their garage

What color is your iPod?
shit brown

What kind of dog do you have?
i WANT a doberman or a pitbull or a ( Read more... )

oj simpson is going to serve at least 15 years in prison for armed robbery, i hope that motherfucker rots until he dies in there, the inmates should roast him on a spit. what goes around comes around he should be grateful for only 15 years he will be serving, imagine being nicole brown or ron goldman who were tortured, evidence shows that nicoles ( Read more... )

Love is blindness
I dont want to see
Wont you wrap the night
Around me
Take my heart
Love is blindness

In a parked car
In a crowded street
You see your love
Made complete
Thread is ripping
The knot is slipping
Love is blindness

Love is clockworks
And cold steel
Fingers to numb to feel
Squeeze the handle
Blow out the candle
Love is blindness

Love is blindness
I dont ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning and did my usal routine, had breakfast, drank my tea, got dresses yadda yadda yadda. However when I was on my merry way out the door (1st day of bartending class was today)I heard a child crying out in the hallway. No big deal I thought kids cry all the time. I walked down the hallway and at the end was a little boy dressed ( Read more... )

I think this might be the greatest thing to happen on American television...ever!! I was actually laughing my ass off reading this ( Read more... )

Me and Kyle went to Harkness today it was awesome

( Click me )