Photobomb

[wh_mermaid]

Title Photobomb
Pairing Juan Mata/David Luiz
Rating PG13
WC 1923
Disclaimer Not true
Summary Silly fluff about Juan and David's relationship.
AN This is practically co-written by eileenyx and is for her. This is pretty much our back and forth head-canon conversation about them.

Comments

[elisa88]

Oh dear. This was so beautiful; so relaxed, sweet and refreshing :)
And this: "Juan didn't know kisses could taste like laughter until he met David, was the most amazing line in the fic. Even if there were REALLY good ones, that one is my favourite XD
♥

[wh_mermaid]

That's my favorite line too! lol I was soooooo giggling when I wrote it and making a :3333 face

Thank you for commenting <3

[eileenyx]

OMFG OMFG OMFG

[eileenyx]

Holy shit, TL;DR. Shocker, I know.

Anyway, the pics!

[wh_mermaid]

OMG YOU BITCH! Now I can't stop staring at these and I want to write all the fic and live in this pairing

WHAT ARE MY FEELINGS?!!?!?!?!?!? This isn't fair. Fuck ARGH! I BLAME YOU FOR.... IDEK this is totally my fault for staring this

but seriously, the 1st picture and the 3rd picture. Here is my fucking heart, I didn't need it anyway. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOGEROgkljgsdlk;gjsdlkgjds;klgjds;lgjds;fkjsdflkgdfklgjdflkgj

[eileenyx]

this is totally my fault

I AM GLAD YOU ARE TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS FEELS EXPLOSION! And this magical fic, which is aces through and through, is not helping at all.

CANNOT DECIDE WHETHER I AM THANKFUL OR DISDAINFUL, TBQH.

Oh, and here's another one. Granted, Cheesecake Torres is the one doing the trolling, but notice where David's hand is going.

[puyols]

This is ridiculously cute! Guh, I've been craving fic of these two for the longest. It reminded me of some pictures of them that I loved and somehow forgot to save. Thankfully they were posted here so now I'm double stoked!!

[wh_mermaid]

Thank you! They are too cute and I was shocked that no one had written them before. I'm adding them to my little list of pairings I would gladly write more than once because I really really enjoyed writing this.

<3

[wh_mermaid]

I'm going to write more of them. I don't think I considered them until I showed Eileen a picture of that silly cake and she was like 'so are they like, going steady' and I was like '... oh my god.'. Now they're like my ... my secret otp.. lol I have no otps lbr, everyone/everyone is my otp.

But yes, I want to live in this pairing forever and convert everyone to see how fucking adorable it is. I don't care if they play for Chelsea, this is too amazing to pass up. aslkf;jaf;lkjdsf

okay, ranting done. lol what is life?

[kfunk22]

finally getting around to reading this silly, perfect, beautiful fic of yours, nora.

i'd never considered them together, but they're so wonderful here. the way you portray their relationship is sweet and simple, much like i imagine the men themselves. and i loved your line about kisses that taste like sunshine, and the image of david screaming at the sun. and dying that they have a regular stall at the tate for naughty hijinks.

and the opening scene, in trafalagar square, when juan spies david just randomly photobombing tourists and families? truly lmfao.

random comment is random. saw you'd posted new fic, greedily went to read it, promptly got lost in the pokeomon parts and started to sadface. but then remembered i had this bookmarked and all is well with the world again! /even more random musings on random comment.

[wh_mermaid]

yay! I'm glad you liked this. They're kind of my new secret OTP and I was like 'wait, why didn't this occur to anyone because they're perfect for each other' and just lskdjgdsflkgjdf;lgkdfj I'm going to write them forever.

lol about the pokemon fic- I was like 'most of fandom won't get this but it's okay'.

<33333

[kfunk22]

yes, please do write more of them!

also, while i'm on a roll telling you what to write: after, you should do a whole series of piers morgan hatewank!fics. is it completely ridiculous that admit that when i saw his twitter reaction to RVP's transfer, and the subsequent bickering w/ Rio, not a minute passed before i started wondering if you were going fic about it... and i'm not ashamed about it. not at all.

[wh_mermaid]

ugh, I typed out a longish reply to this and my computer is being evil and refreshed the page >>>.>>>>!!!!!!

but omg yes, I am writing a sequel now featuring RVP. Like, 3 or 4 people tweeted/text/messaged me asking if I was going to and I totally am (and calling it Tiers for Piers- thanks Rio!)

And this is probably the saddest confession ever but I have this burning urge to be famous SOLELY to be interviewed by Piers Morgan and show up to the interview in a City Nasri jersey. Like, that's what keeps me writing and doing the other stuff. Lol twisted but seriously, so trolltastic.

I love that so many people have ~liked this Piers fic because it's so disgustingly wrong but at the same time it's so canon in my head mwuahahahaha