Things people said my freshman and sophomore years at UA in reference to intoxication. Guess which quote was mine ( Read more... )

you wonder why I am the way I am?

Hold my hands and sleep while I dream, and I dare you to feel nothing.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

February 2061
at age 77

You have 19847.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 29% of your life.

find out when and why you'll diehttp://www.okcupid.com/death

When the first cup of coffee tastes like washing up you know she's losing it.

Gina! --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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Go, join the adultswim.com fan collective.  it will rock your face, world & mom.  PLUS you'll get thisclose to hot adult swim action.  Also, Chip aka swimbuddha's worked pretty hard on this. 

fuck you all.

Your Birthdate: May 15

With a birthday on the 15th of any month, you are apt to have really strong attachments to home, family and domestic scene ( Read more... )