Arghggh FUCK! I just smashed probably my most important yeast culture ever. There's glass and yeast everyway. That it all smells of freshly-baked chocolate muffins...is not a consolation. GRRRRRRR.

Arghghghhgh PhD applications are le stress.

No I'm not dead. No I haven't been snatched away. I'm still here, still conscious. And you'll be getting a full update soon enough...in time.

I just did this silly test thingy: http://www.vsg.edu.au/grafndx/weird.htm.

I like 98% of the population answered c****t - but only after realising my answer of "elephant" wouldn't have worked.