Scene 1: Bus Stop - Morning

Julia, currently 17 years of age, adorned in a scarf made of 100% polyester in Italy taps her leather bound foot impatiently. Her iPod buds are stuck tightly in her ears in hopes of drowning out every other sound known to man except that of The Moldy Peaches. Julia chews on her headphone cord grumpily; she despises ( Read more... )

I have imagined a conversation with me and Frank...

Frank: Baaaaa
Julia: Oh, hullo Frank! How goes it?
Frank: Baaaaaaaaa
Julia: What?
Frank: BAAAAA!
Julia: I don't speak GOAT! GAWD.
Frank: Baaaaaa?
Julia: I'll show you a "baa" BAAAAAABSJHABSDJHSKFVKVGH!!!?!?!?!?!11111!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!!
Frank: Julia, you're a freak. 
Julia: o.O;;

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